1. Breathing (instead of working)

2. Trying to perform a Fluxconcert in a dream *

3. Remaining still and silent (for some time)

4. Losing gold (in the air, in the street, in water)

5. Adopting, for some time on a street corner, the pose of Marie Geneviève van Goethem by Edgar Degas, and maintaining a restful position, legs apart, feet forming the fourth classical ballet position, hands behind the back, torso upright and head thrown back

6. Putting a stone back in its place (in a wall, in a sidewalk, in a lake)

7. Adding a pinch of salt to the sea

8. Leaving a slightly greasy fingerprint on a wall of an exhibition space

9. Discreetly integrating gold jewelry into Charles Daudelin’s Agora (Viger Square, Montreal)

10. Voluntarily committing a faux pas *

11. Masturbating discreetly against a sculpture by Alexander Calder [WARNING: nudity] *

12. Playing hide and seek alone

13. Listening through doors

14. Sending a kiss remotely to an unknown person *

15. Abandoning a tuna fish sandwich

16. Laying bricks over other bricks

17. Reciting repeatedly in the subway, with a low, clear, distant voice, little color, a little slower rate than normal and strictly maintained, an excerpt from Eh Joe, by Samuel Beckett: "you know that penny farthing hell you call your mind.... »

18. Having dark thoughts on a moonless night

19. Setting something free

20. Imagining an empty room

21. Setting a watch back 10 minutes

22. Waiting for an email

23. Yawning ostentatiously (for example, to make someone else yawn)

24. Counting the seconds of silence (in an hour, in a day, in a week, in a month, in a year, in a lifetime)

25. Blushing (out of shame, pleasure, anger, or anything else)

26. Pouring out artificial tears somewhere *

27. Taking a minute (more or less) of silence

28. Uploading a text typed using a font designed to be difficult to decrypt by Optical Character Recognition, the software used by Google and the NSA to analyze online text (for example, ZXX, created by Sang Mun, a designer and former employee of the National Security Agency)

29. Spying on someone or something from a window *

30. Trying to telepathically convey the desire to resign to a head of state *

31. Asking for the resignation of a political party’s leader as a work of art *

32. Seeing red

33. :) → :( (or Recalling the ruins of a smile) *

34. In a museum, repeatedly chanting (without reference) the quote: “There is no document of civilization which is not at the same time a document of barbarism”

35. Tying one's shoelaces in the middle of a crowd

36. Discreetly inserting photographic self-portraits into catalogues and exhibitions

37. Adopting, for some time, a pose evoking Henry Moore’s Reclining Figure (1969-70) *

38. Putting on perfume designed for the opposite sex

39. Not killing oneself every day (on days when one could possibly kill oneself)

40. Throwing one's own shadow

41. Going on strike (and quitting art-making for a day, a week, a month, a year, a lifetime)

42. Erasing something important

43. Censoring an unimportant text

44. Drinking vodka in the rain

45. Drinking gin in the rain

46. Drinking white rum in the rain

47. Drinking white Tequila in the rain

48. Drinking Triple sec in the rain

49. Drinking ouzo in the rain

50. Drinking sambuca in the rain

51. Eating a family-size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes *

52. Talking to oneself

53. Telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth (for a full day or for the rest of one's life)

54. Curating passages from a library book, gently highlighting them in pencil

55. Boycotting a randomly chosen restaurant chain for the rest of one's days

56. Boycotting a randomly chosen airline for the rest of one's days

57. Boycotting a randomly chosen supermarket for the rest of one's days

58. Boycotting a randomly chosen credit service for the rest of one's days

59. Boycotting a randomly chosen automaker for the rest of one's days

60. Boycotting a randomly chosen museum for the rest of one's days

61. Boycotting a randomly chosen university for the rest of one's days

62. Boycotting a randomly chosen electronics company for the rest of one's days

63. Boycotting a randomly chosen jewelry store for the rest of one's days

64. Boycotting a randomly chosen funeral home for the rest of one's days

65. Discreetly dropping off copies of the novel Les Misérables by Victor Hugo at the entrances to barracks or army recruiting centers (in the hope that soldiers carry it around with them) *

66. Waiting for one's paycheque

67. Increasing a debt

68. Drinking to the health of an unknown person *

69. Making a wish for an unknown person *

70. Setting your cell phone ringer to an excerpt from the hymn Nearer, My God, to Thee *

71. Writing a response to what appears to be a philosophical problem on a university public bathroom wall *

72. Adopting a “gunslinger gait” (or Walking in an exaggerated manner) *

73. Leaving footprints in the snow among other footprints

74. Destroying a work of art (or Discreetly abusing power)

75. Burying a treasure

76. Discreetly inserting a given object into another almost identical object

77. Discreetly balancing two almost identical random objects

78. Discreetly placing a given object against any other almost identical object

79. Discreetly aligning several almost identical random objects

80. Knowing how to be discreet

81. Descending a staircase naked (without being noticed) [WARNING: nudity]

82. Doubting everything

83. Making someone wait

84. Spreading sugar under the snow

85. Spreading salt under the snow

86. Spreading flour under the snow

87. Spreading chalk dust under the snow

88. Spreading plaster under the snow

89. Spreading cocaine under the snow

90. Spreading talc under the snow

91. Illuminating light with light

92. Spelling Filippo Tommaso Marinetti’s full name backwards, while eating an orange *

93. Eating a slice of pizza at Pizza Hut. Before taking the first bite, exclaiming: Hail to Gorbachev! *

94. Visiting a grocery store (instead of a museum)

95. Brushing one's teeth *

96. Hiding one’s influences

97. Trying to go unnoticed

98. Looking away

99. Refraining from commenting

100. Sending a junk email

101. Filling out a questionnaire instead of making art

102. Buying something instead of making art

103. Keeping one's ideas to oneself

104. Rejecting an idea

105. Putting a task off until tomorrow *

106. Staying home

107. Creating a draft

108. Sending flowers to an unknown person *

109. Putting one’s ego aside

110. Holding back information

111. Exploiting the dead

112. Letting one's alarm clock ring *

113. Waiting for a war

114. Going East

115. Tearing out grass (so that it stays green) *

116. Not finding the words *

117. Turning one's back

118. Biting one's nails

119. Meeting an unknown person

120. Slowing down one’s orgasm by thinking about an unpleasant individual [WARNING: nudity] *

121. Ejaculating in a sock for men Dolce & Gabbana [WARNING: nudity] *

122. Creating a puddle of Perrier

123. Spreading molasses in the street *

124. Feeding pigeons brioche

125. Eating truffles among homeless people *

126. Forgetting one’s idea

127. Aging

128. Sweating *

129. Being tired of being [WARNING: nudity]

130. Resting from doing nothing *